Honest cover letter(EVERRR)

Its so annoying when all this company's ask ridiculous questions about your qualifications and all, Examination has never and will never be the true test of knowledge, I mean pple cheat and end up with 1st class, so lets cut all the CV, cover letters and crap, Honesty is the best policy, and that you will learn from this cover letter, and apparently loads of company's want to hire him now, pays to have common sense which is not common anyway....

Pic courtesy of  Julia La Roche and Joe Weisentha